Day 5

Feel tired, but good to be back home. Lungs feel full of volatile chemical residue, a bit ‘sunburned on the inside’ (to be fair, there’s more than a hint of George Hamilton on the outside too – but y’all have to wait for the Monday Mugshot). Hangover omnipresent – will it go? - don’t really fancy spending four months in Hogarth’s 'Gin Lane'.

Impressive array of take-out medications provided by Michelle Williams, including pre-loaded syringe kits to combat neutropenic sepsis – by rebuilding white blood cells nuked by the chemo from bone marrow.

As domestic injection volunteers failed to provide sufficient bona fides to satisfy Health & Safety, decided to study You Tube tips from Keith Richards. Small victory scored over Thor, as there’s no way he would be able to (quote from manual: ‘pinch the abdomen’) to secure successful subcutaneous injection (perfect example below).

No Memo today, but there is an ‘odd one out’ quiz: carefully study the array of medications in the photo above; use your skill and judgement to identify the ‘odd one out’. Editor’s decision final. Incorrect answers may well be named and shamed on this blog.