The Beeb comes up with another
sensible story on the Big C:
Anyone who remembers Fantastic Voyage or Innerspace will agree that
nanotechnology has to be the way to defeat the enemy. Given the choice of
either a load of noxious chemicals or a miniaturized Racquel Welch being
injected into you, there’s no contest, trust me.
Not happy with Axel’s inviolate law of permanent hangovers whilst on
chemotherapy, further study has revealed a definite (albeit temporary) respite:
Yes! Hair of the Dog actually
does work. Only problem is that it has to be red wine (claret for best results)
and you’re looking at 750ml (min) at 250ml/hr to get any benefit. Guess this is the old mathematical theory of 'two minuses equals a plus'? Not entirely
sure this sits comfortably with ‘drink responsibly’ Gubbermint guidelines, but I guess you’re damned if you do, damned
if you don’t.
Memo from Aston Martin: Duh! -
didn’t read the manual, so didn’t know about hydrophobic levitation function (p.173),
did you?
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