The very difficult and painful decision has been made regarding Kurt. He
has to go.
Kurt is a vintage Audi Cabriolet, acquired via ebay from a plumber in
Redditch (and apparently used to squire various housewives of that fine
metropolis out-of-hours, when the Ford Transit simply wouldn’t impress at the
local Harvester).
For the last couple of years Kurt has been teaching Liv and Ed to drive,
so they’re well ready to be let loose on the general public in April. The
warm/wet winter has however not been kind to him, as he’s developed a bad case
of bacterial/fungal growth on his leather upholstery.
Tor suspects that this growth may have something to do with Kurt’s
previous usage in Redditch, and has decreed his current environment unsuitable for a man with a suppressed immune system at high risk of developing
neutropenic sepsis.
Tor says Kurt must either be donated to the chemical weapons facility at
Porton Down, or else put back on ebay (with no reserve). So there you have it.
Friends & family get first dibs, so if you’re interested, email me sometime
this week or it’s going online to the highest bidder this weekend:
* 1997 Audi 80 Cabriolet (UK registered, with illegal US plates)
* Metallic blue (OK, with some hand painted black, a few stencilly bits…)
* No tax, or MOT. Roof doesn’t work terribly well. Other functionality variable.
* Starts and drives OK (NBC suit recommended)
With all this excitement, nearly forgot the Monday Mugshot……
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