Struggling to see the upside of having cancer, Brad Pitt charges to the rescue in the form of the Hollywood
blockbuster World War Z. Tor says the
plot will have to be explained, otherwise Granny ‘won’t get it’.
So, there’s this worldwide Contagion
type pandemic that turns everyone into zombies. The zombies swarm (like Millwall playing away at West Ham) biting people, turning them
into zombies (yes Granny, zombies are big in films right now). Entire
populations are turned into zombies (anyone who has ever been to Benton Park View will see where this is
headed).
Benton Park View Heliport
When all appears lost, Brad
notices that some people are ‘immune’ – the zombies charge past like they can’t
see ‘em. This ‘immunity’ is traced to having a critical disease – it appears
that zombies ‘aint stupid, and know not to attack anyone with a critical
disease (in case they get it, Granny). So, a vaccine is developed using this
flaw in the zombies’ world domination plan.
Brad is attacked by a load of zombies!
It’s good to know that along with the all the other inmates of Ward 61, we’re
all safe from zombie attack.
Memo to Granny: No Granny,
although World War Z is a sort of
costume drama, it’s really not your sort of film.
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