So here we have more 'good practice' guidelines (mainly do's and
dont's) based on what others have said/done/thought etc., to guide
everyone through the minefield of the ‘elephant in the room’ of managing a
relative, friend, associate or colleague with a critical illness.
Theme 7 – Mathematical Probability
Anxious to say something encouraging or upbeat, people say things like
‘never thought you would get it’ and ‘that’s really bad luck’…..but is it? Remember when you were a kid, you wondered ‘what you were here for’?
Well, when you got a bit older you figured out it was (basically) for death
& taxes, and then spent the rest of your life doing your damnedest to avoid
both.
On the death front, Cancer
Research UK comes up with an overall risk of developing cancer at more than
1 in 3.
The American Cancer Society assesses the
overall risk of developing cancer at 1 in 2, and dying from cancer at 1 in 4. Interestingly,
girls have a better chance, at 1 in 3 and 1 in 5 respectively:
For sure, there are some interesting regional variations, for example the
stats appear to show the Brits have slightly better stats than the Yanks; the
Scots are however, in the words of their kinsman Fraser in Dad’s Army,
‘all doomed’.
Overall, the bad news for a man is that half of us will get cancer. The
good news however, is that’s a 100% better probability than our chances of
avoiding taxes.
Theme 8 – Logistical Support
Having a spouse with cancer turns you into a single-parent family,
overnight. No, the usual school/party/pony/tennis club etc trips cannot be
rescheduled at the drop of a hat as per usual with only one barrel loaded, and
then there’s the multiple hospital trips (for the empty barrel) to factor in. As
you can see, the minimum level is Def Con
3 and things usually only get worse from there.
So it’s good to have offers of logistical support for all of the above. For
the few of you who have/may have/could still dork out on this; (a) be specific;
don’t ‘blanket offer’ things and then be unable to do any of them (b) think
lateral; there’s direct, indirect, vicarious, subliminal*, you name it….(c) remember
that you’re the 5th Cavalry,
so no-one’s coming to your rescue if you goof up.
* Amaya’s Virgin has this one
covered already.
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