Day 45

The zombies are back! (sorry Granny). And it’s not just in The Last Days on Mars, either.

Whilst it’s something of a shock to learn that zombies are alive and well on Mars (er, you’ll have to see the film… not you, Granny), Ward 61 has another resident crop, apparently.

How do I know this? Well, the 4-bedder down the hall seems to be inhabited by the undead; they all pretty much look like zombies, on top of which they all moan and groan and shuffle about aimlessly, in that classic reanimated manner.

But don’t take my word for it; the internationally respected Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has gone public with the zombie threat:

http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies.htm

So, we are all advised to ‘get a kit and make a plan’; better get Tor on it then. But it doesn’t stop there, oh no it doesn’t. There’s even an official zombie ‘Defcon’ alert infrastructure, and supporting NGO’s, oh yes there are:

http://zombie-emergency.com/

Hmm, regular readers will recall Brad Pitt’s work in this field (World War Z) and consequent invulnerability of critically/terminally ill people such as yours truly…. and there was me thinking that all those nurses were in my room last night just for the witty banter….

….. on the subject of which, today’s Charles’ Angel is Zooey Deschanel