Thursday, 27 February 2014

Day 24


More good news from the western front, this time courtesy of the Express


Tor’s off to Waitrose to stock up

Chemotherapy can turn you into a Hollywood A-lister, or so it seems. Fresh from the Bourne quadrilogy, Matt Damon jumps into Elysium sporting a textbook chemo hairstyle, complete with critical (terminal in his case)  illness and anally retentive vitamin C/D/E deficient complexion that only cisplatin/etoposide can provide:


Matt


Me

Have you noticed how modest all of Charles’ Angels are? Anxious to keep the paparazzi at bay, I guess. Today’s blue-gloved (as they are all) Angel is Cyndi Lauper. For tomorrow’s guest appearance Natalie Portman is promised….


Memo to Waitrose: Clearly knowingly undersold on purple tomato thing. Nothing online either. Is this a Mail vs. Express thing?

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